Which is most ironic?
Eating Chinese food (take-out) while watching "Top Chef"?
Eating steak and venison sticks while browsing vegan recipes online?
Shooting up heroin while watching "Intervention"?
I enjoy the ironic. The third example I don't have personal experience with, but the story was relayed to me by another person (also not the heroin user). I laughed, because I'm sure they didn't notice their own irony.